I was walking around this aquarium the other day. When I heard these 2 fish singing....

I think it was Pike and Tina Tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Whats the fastest thing on the river bed?

A motor-pike and side-carp.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I fish for puns, such as pike

I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?

Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2014
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[OC] Hats off to this legend

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Halloween is coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimrob4
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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No escape from dad jokes, even at the aquarium

I took my fiancΓ©e to the sea life centre this afternoon. In the walk-through tunnel under the aquarium, she spotted a fish which had a large wound on its side which looked quite nasty.

"I wonder what happened to it" she asked.

"Maybe it fell off its motor-pike" I replied.

Eye rolling commenced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carl0071
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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The Gettysburg Adress

1195 Baltimore Pike #100, Gettysburg, PA 17325

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