Pickpockets Puns

A list of puns related to "Pickpockets"

I was limbo dancing, and a pickpocket stole my wallet.

How can someone stoop so low?

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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Why are bards the best people to pickpocket?

Because they carry the best lute..

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👤︎ u/L1teEmUp
📅︎ Oct 17 2021
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What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

The pickpocket snatches your watch. The peeping tom does the opposite.

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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I was walking down the street yesterday when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf.

I don't know how anyone could stoop so low.

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👤︎ u/ROTFLandmines
📅︎ Apr 10 2017
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The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors

This doesn't reflect well on the protestors

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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An investigation has been launched after a midget was pickpocketed earlier today.

Police are wondering how someone could stoop so low.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 21 2020
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I've just pickpocketed a dwarf

Can't believe I stooped so low

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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I saw a midget get pickpocketed today.

I still can't believe someone could stoop so low.

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👤︎ u/Daleecio
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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What was the pickpocketing actor named?

Rob Lowe!

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👤︎ u/toast49
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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You hear about the midget that got pickpocketed?

I never thought someone could stoop that low.

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👤︎ u/Childflayer
📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..

I got arrested in charge of pickpocket

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👤︎ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
📅︎ Oct 28 2018
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The difference between...

What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

One goes "Smack....dang it" and the other goes "Dang it...smack!"

Also what is the difference between a plumbing supply company and a U boat

One ships sinks and the other sinks ships

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👤︎ u/neostead2000
📅︎ Jul 22 2013
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Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed

How could anyone stoop so low?

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👤︎ u/lumikue
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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I heard a dwarf got pickpocketed. I was shocked and appalled.

How could anyone stoop so low.

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👤︎ u/Reteperator
📅︎ May 08 2020
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A dwarf was pickpocketed recently.

I dont know how someone could stoop so low.

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👤︎ u/Adrous
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed

How could anyone stoop so low?

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👤︎ u/ralph3576
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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