But I don’t know how you tuna fish
He'll never see it.
You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna
You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one
Friend: What's the difference between a bench, a fish, and a bucket of glue?
Me: What?
Friend: You can't tune a bench but you can Tuna fish!
Me: (Confused) What about the glue?
Friend: I thought you'd get stuck on that!
"If you pick up the trumpet, tuning is one of the first things you learn to do. If you pick up the violin, it's the same deal. If you pick up the piano, you will then need to see a doctor because now you have a hernia."
This Christmas, my dad, brother, and I went over to my grandfather's house to visit. My grandpa has a pool table, so we always play a couple games. Our teams were my dad and my brother against my grandpa and me. After his turn, my dad goes over to a piano in the corner of the room and starts playing Christmas tunes. His turn quickly comes up and he's still playing the festive tunes on the piano. My grandpa yells at him, "Hey! We're playing pool. Stop playing piano." My dad replies, "Fine! I'll play forte," and continued to play Jingle Bells, but very loudly.
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for the use of words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
Here goes...
.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop:
.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
^while ^eating ^fish
dad: "OH hey, did you know? you can tune a piano. but you can't, tune–a–fish!"
No, but I can tuna fish
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
Me: Don't know?
Dad: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck on that!
You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Son:what Dad:you can tune a piano but you cant piano a tuna. Son:what about the glue Dad:i knew you'd get stuck there
Dad: What's the difference between a piano and a Tuna fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't Tuna fish.
