and the bellhop says, 'Do you have any luggage?'
'No,' replied the photon, 'I'm travelling light'.
I'm not sure, myself, but I know it's light.
They’re traveling light.
The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
It's traveling light!
It waved goodbye.
"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."
He was traveling light
He needed a light snack
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
Because it is really light.
And he says no, I'm traveling light.
Photo-s-in-the-sys
It's light beer.
A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
Photon: C.
Because they’re traveling light.
...they are traveling light.
The librarian looks up and asks, "Can I interest you in some light reading?"
They are both light.
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"
Terrible joke, only 3 stars.
Edit: I've been told there is a triple star system and a binary pair so it may be 6 star joke
It's because this is my cup of tea.
He told me to sleep on the photon.
We had to pull it out first, but it was really light.
I know a guy that crushes pepsi cans for a living. It's soda pressing.
- What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
- How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
- I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
- The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
- All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
- Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
- A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
- Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
- I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!
Riding in the car with dad and I decide to tell him a joke (I know a lot of people have heard it before).
Me: If I was a DJ I'd be DJ Enzyme cause I like to break it down!
Dad: Well I'd be DJ Photon.
Me: Whaaaaaat?
Dad: Cause I like to light it up!
What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.
A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."
The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale
One of the funniest school puns; science puns
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!
Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.
Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too” — and he died.
A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.
Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.
Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!
What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.
I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your “style.”
I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.
Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies “For you, no charge”.
Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: “Oh, no, I think I lost an electron.” “Are you sure?”
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.”
He needed a light snack!
Because it's travelling light
and the lady says, "You have any bags to check?"
The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light."
The bellhop asks, "sir, do you have any luggage?" The photon respons, "No, I'm travelling light".
The photon says, "No, I'm a light traveler"
the bellhop asks “can I help you with your luggage?”, the photon replies “no thanks, I’m traveling light”
But the photon say "Nah, I'm travelling light"
When the bellhop asks for its luggage, the photon says: "I don't have any, I'm travelling light".
"No, I'm traveling light!"
A photon walks into a hotel. After checking in, the bellhop says "Would you like any help with your luggage today sir?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Because it was traveling light!
the bellhop asks: "any bags?"
the photon: "nope, I'm traveling light."
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."
Photon: "...I don't have any, I'm travelling light."
