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Battle of France 1940 campaign idea is bad. Lets see why
The French-British levels would be really fun and unique. But the axis ones will be the same as Moscow axis.
We would have
PZII, PZIIIs, PZIV, PZ38t. K98k, MP38/40, MG13, MG34, JU87, Bf109. Aka we will have everything we have in Moscow.
Another issue is that the maps will not differ too much from most Normandy maps. Which in my opinion will be really boring. Youll have the same atmosphere, buildings. It will feel like Normandy but with early war gear, similar maps.
Thats why we will see EVEN more population issues after 5th campaign, but we will have another meme. We already have axis tunisia, and then we will have axis france. NO ONE will want to unlock the same stuff again. Thats why tunisia axis is dead.
Looking back of our 4 campaign they all have something unique in maps and weaponry.
Normandy - A campaign that has late war equipment, you fight in rural French towns, and beaches.
Moscow - A campaign that has early war equipment, you fight in rural Russian villages, a Town in winter or spring.
Berlin - A campaign that has the latest war equipment, you fight in a destroyed city, and its outskirts.
Tunisia - A campaign that has intermediate war equipment, you fight in desert villages.
They all have something unique in equipment, maps, setting. France will feel the same which will be boring.
A few actual suggestions of a campaign that will not feel recycled in maps and equipment:
Battle of Okinawa - Japan vs US
Battle of Iwo Jima - Japan vs US
Battle of Shanghai - Japan vs Nationalist China (I see equipment issues in this one but it will be undoubtedly fun)
Papuan campaign - Australia vs Japan
Liberation of the Philippines - Japan vs US
Winter war or Continuation war - Finland vs USSR
Each of these suggestions will have something new, a fresh feel. Europe in my opinion is mostly covered. Apart from Finland.
A pacific campaign will offer so many unique maps and equipment.
Okinawa - A destroyed landscape with plenty of bunkers, jungle warfare, caves, and even underground strongholds! With late war Japanese and US equipment will be at an imbalance, but we could introduce some perks to the Japanese, like traps, melee, new buildings and so on
Iwo Jima - A small island with beaches that are covered in Vulcanic ash, a big airfield, a mountain with plenty of bunkers to take, underground tunnels.
Battle of Shanghai - A completely destroyed
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No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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