A little known fact...
Before crowbars were invented, crows often drank at home.
Xpost r/jokes
What starts with "P" and ends in "orn", and most men like it?
Popcorn
My family and I walked into the lobby and as we were checking in, I whispered to the desk clerk, "I hope the porn is disabled."
The guy looked at me in shock and sputtered, "It's just regular porn, you sick perv!"
What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look! I'm about to change."
You let your kids watch that!
My Dad walks into my home office, as I am working.
Dad: "You let your kids watch that crap?"
Me: "I don't let them watch any trash, you know that!"
Dad: "Well they are out there watching that Penis & Perv show!
It took me a minute to understand he meant "Phineas & Ferb"! He always twists things like that.
Edit: Speeling
