What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?

Peppa-roni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Someone who loves Peppa pig?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misak821
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Peppa Pig is good at making bread

She's good at bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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My daughter was chasing her Peppa Pig toys with her toy dinosaur.

I looked over to my wife and said β€œLook!”

β€œIt’s Jurassic Pork.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcpux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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So proud of my 3 year old daughter... her first dad joke. β€œHey Dad, why did the duck cross the road?”

Because the chicken had the day off.

Neither my wife or I have any idea where she heard this. And she isn’t divulging her sources. Hilarious.

Edit: The first joke she’s told in general. And happened to be a dad joke. :-)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EagleTG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My 3 year old's first joke

What's wobbly in the sky A jellycopter

Not the best execution, but I'm happy he's joining the tradition of bad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rushpig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call bacon with salt on it?

Salt and Peppa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realsuperguy199
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Cold never bothered me anyway...

It was my son's birthday, and we were doing a Thomas the Tank Engine theme. Went to the party supplies shop, and one of the things we got for the party was a helium balloon with Thomas on it. Gave it to him, told him to hold on to it, otherwise it would float up into the sky, all the way to the moon as Peppa Pig phrases it.

Anyway, I'm looking around and I notice something weird... there are Transformers helium balloons, Peppa Pig helium balloons, Barbie helium balloons, Thomas of course, various superheroes... but I notice the complete absence of Elsa and Anna on these balloons. But Frozen must be the most popular theme ever for girl's birthday parties, I would have thought. So why no Frozen helium balloons?

I asked at the counter, and they told me that they used to have them, but they got too many complaints. Apparently every time a parent gave the balloon to a kid, she'd just let it go...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Got the wife today at the mall

She was telling me about her renovations of her office at work; Wife: The bathrooms are really nice now. Me: Really? How? Wife: They're only one at a time and they have fans. Me: What do the fans do? Cheer for you as you go? A little salt n peppa?

Ahhh push it. Push it real good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enis_with_a_p
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