My Daughter turned 18 over the weekend, so I bought her a locket with a picture of herself inside. Thankfully, she's now finally..

Independent..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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Took a shot at making this pendant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memeoverlord73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I gave my french girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.

It means the world to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Locket = pendant . Hence "Inde-pendent" reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackswift09
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Guess you can say that their ind-a-pendant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cynrui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I gave my girl friend a pendant with a picture of me inside it

I’m independent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moochensabe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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I work in a shop that sells music merchandise…

… and we noticed that our Tame Impala, Artic Monkeys and The 1975 necklaces weren’t selling, so we’re doing a big sale on July 4th.

We’re calling it Indie Pendants day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slatersays22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2021
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What did Kelly Clarkson say when the antique jewelry saleswoman went missing?

What happened to Miss into pendants?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alasnik206
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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I keep a little photo of George Washington in my necklace

So he always stays in-the-pendant! (read it out loud if you don't get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fideliocrochett
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2021
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Tomorrow we celebrate our right for small companiesto make necklaces.

Also known as indie pendants day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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My dad bought me a locket with my photo in it for my 18th birthday.

I guess he wanted me to be in da pendant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyCake0312
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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The most expensive diamond in 2017 sold for $71.2 million USD

to Hong Kong-based jewelry retailer Chu Tai Fook. Over the last few months as the protests in Hong Kong have become heated Mr. Chu has been on the side of the government which has caught the eye of the international gem dealers, causing him to become a bit of a pariah.

The diamond went up for sale his and the Chinese government wanted to ensure that world's most expensive gem got a fair price. Mr. Chu approached Southerby's who was hesitant to get involved in what could be deemed a political gem sale. Despite his protests none of the world's leading auction houses the answer was always the same, they would not do the auction. This is when president Xi Jiping got involved to ensure that some good news could come out of China.

Last week it was reported that Rick Harrison, from Pawn Stars, had approached Xi Jinping saying that he would hold the diamond but couldn't promise more than $500 USD from the sale of the pendant. This infuriated the Chinese president threatened to take down the reality TV star, but Harrison was adamant telling Mr. Pooh, "If Chu wished to pawn the star, makes no difference who you are"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poortio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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If you made a wall hanging out of cheap necklaces bought from the merch tables at small, underground rock concerts...

Would you have a Decoration of Indie Pendants?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RidleyXJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2016
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What kind of necklace does Indiana Jones wear?

An indi-pendant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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My parents are renovating their kitchen right now.

My parents are in their kitchen, talking about their different lighting options. Right now, they have several (8, in fact) recessed lights. Some are on a dimmer, some are not.

Mom's talking about how with the way the lights are currently set up, she likes when only 4 are turned on, based on the way they're set up.

"At any rate, the way it looks right now, won't be the same if we get the pendant lights put in. It'll be much better, they won't all be so close together" Mom says.

"Yeah", says Dad, "they'll all be...

Indie-pendant"

God love him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sincerelyfreakish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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Tomorrow we celebrate our right for small companies to make their own necklaces.

Also known as indie pendants day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Votey_McVoteface
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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My dad gave me a locket with my photo in it when I turned 18.

I guess he wanted me to be in the pendant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoggyCake0312
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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