Pc Dos Puns

A list of puns related to "Pc Dos"

Do you know the keyboard shortcut to help you not have to go the bathroom when you’re working or playing PC games?

Ctrl P

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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What do you get when you combine a Desktop PC computer and a Cucumber?

A Dell Pickle...

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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How do you call a small potato PC

a microchip

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👤︎ u/g0t__em
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Finding the perfect mouse for your PC sounds like a hard thing to do.

But once your hand gets comfortable using a mouse, it just clicks.

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👤︎ u/Ciseak
📅︎ Jan 30 2019
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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👤︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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Got banned from /r/pcmasterrace for heilping others out

My bad sense of humour got me banned from /r/pcmastterace.

I was discussing distance from monitors with another user and they replied with "just touching the monitor when I do a hitler pose." I got banned after I said I was happy to have heilped in any way that I canpf.

I should have guessed that pcmasterrace mods were very sensitive to any racist references, but I did nazi the ban coming.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/79853x/50_more_for_a_1440p_monitor/dp03xd6/

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👤︎ u/navindian
📅︎ Oct 28 2017
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A little boy walked in on his dad..

A little boy walked in on his dad working on the PC, his tools scattered about, and a few internal components laying on an ESD(electrostatic discharge) mat.

The little boy went to pick up a part, and asked his dad, " What are those pointy things on the bottom?"

"They're pins."

"Wow, there's a lot of them. How many do they have?"

"Well, there's a few different types, so it depins."

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👤︎ u/hentaisianbloke
📅︎ May 16 2019
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