A list of puns related to "Parachute Jump"
On the way down he meets a chap with no parachute moving up wards. He shouts to him, Hey mate know anything about parachutes? The chap coming up shout No but do you know anything about gas cookers?
But not twice.
The commander chuckled, reassuring the solider. "We've had no complaints about them."
Heard from an old Jump Instructor while handing out parachutes.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a clown listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The clown asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?”
“That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
After pondering his answer, the clown asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
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