A list of puns related to "Pain Medication"
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
i was circumcised when i was born and i couldn't walk for almost a year.
I was playing with our toddler when for whatever reason Humpty Dumpty popped in my head. I started trying to think of a funny rhyme about Dumpty cracking open and being unable to pay for US medical care and thus now lives a pain-addled, poor life. Yeah, idk.
Anyway, I couldn’t think of the original second half of the rhyme and so I asked my wife. She told me the rhyme and I said thanks. After a short silence goes by she goes,
“What are you doing, trying to think of another lame dad yolk?”
I didn’t know my son had two dads but I know now
Edit: typos
Today I lectured to medical students. I invited a fellow faculty member to the lecture, but did not see him. His name is Gene.
The lecture was on pain processing. Part of the lecture covers the role of CGRP, or calcitonin gene-related peptide.
The email I get after lecture:
"Nice job. I didn't even know that I was related to calcitonin peptide!"
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