What does the Pope say when he wants to bless a pack of cigarettes?

Holy smokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicguy1982
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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There are 6 men on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but nothing to light it with. So, they threw one cigarette overboard, and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baba_Yaga9494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I’m trying to smoke and ask Erik for a light: β€œWhen you take a cigarette out of your pack, it becomes a cigarette lighter.”

happy sunday pun-day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecupcoconut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What did the smoker say when he ran out of smokes and found a cigarette pack?

Just in the nic'o tine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unknow0059
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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While picking up a pack of cigarettes yesterday

"Hi. I'll have a pack of Marlboro Lights."

"Lights?"

"Yes, I'm on a diet."

She was not as amused as I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geloni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Three dads are stranded on a boat

Three dads are stranded on a boat drifting in the middle of the ocean. They begin to accept the inevitable and they all agree to smoke one last cigarette together before succumbing to starvation and dehydration. They open up the last pack of cigarettes to find the final four cigarettes. As they hold the cigarettes in their mouth, they quickly realize they have no way to light them. Each of them sit in silence puzzling over the situation they find themselves in. Finally one dad exclaims he has a solution, he takes the last cigarette out of the pack and toss it overboard. He then says to the other two dads β€œNow the whole boat is a cigarette lighter!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeCarter9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Today this guy at work asked me for a cigarette lighter…

I said, β€œOf course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, β€œThere you go.”

β€œWhat’s that?” he said, all confused.

I said, β€œIt’s a cigarette lighter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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Looking through the top posts.

I have been looking through the top post when I came across one that said "what do you get when you pull a cigarette out of the pack? A cigarette lighter" hahaha right? I tell my friends about it since we all smoke and groans all around. About an hour later and a few beers I ask for a lighter since I had lost mine. My buddy (his name is actually buddy) says "yeah man pull your cig out" so I do. "What do you have?" "An unlit cigarette" I tell him" no a cigarette lighter!" Laughs all around.

Tl;Dr. I got dad joked by a dad after I told him the original dad joke just prior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dokwilson74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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This guy at work asked me for a cigarette lighter…

I said, β€œOf course, give me your pack.”

He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, β€œThere you go.”

β€œWhat’s that?” he said all confused.

I said, β€œIt’s a cigarette lighter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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