Why don’t people tell any jokes about childbirth?

Because the delivery is painful!

P.s. Wife is going into labor soon. What are some dad-jokes you got to keep her amused during the process?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AG981
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Need Hella Puns

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Who thinks they're punny?! πŸ˜œβ €β €I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β €

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love πŸ”₯

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

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