I love telling dad jokes.

Sometimes he laughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robar98
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Two scientists discover Tungsten Dioxide.

One of them asks, "OWO, what's this?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89odev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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The final four letters in the word β€œqueue” aren’t silent...

They’re just waiting their turn...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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What was Oman called before it officially become a nation?

Oboy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctureas
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Dyslexics untie!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEpicRs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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"OW!"

A time traveller walks into a bar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoisonVoid710
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call a Japanese man who brings cats back from the dead?

A Nekomancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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When I play cards I like to be the one handing cards out.

It's the I deal situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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[national dad conference]

Speaker: I'm glad you could all make it

Whole crowd: in unison hi glad you could all make it We're dad

Speaker: Puts up a pic of ID on big screen showing legal name is "glad you could all make it"

entire conference loses their shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Just walked past a sign that read, "This fire door is alarmed"...

So I give it a little rub and told it everything is going to be ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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