ASCII emoticons are literal type faces
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📅︎ Aug 13 2015
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Someone's really changing the game
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📅︎ May 19 2017
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How to be cool?

A) Cool sunglasses emoji

B)

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👤︎ u/Galadon17
📅︎ Jun 01 2017
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I went on a theme park ride covered in smiley faces the other day.

It was a rollercoaster of emoticons.

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👤︎ u/GavChap
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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What's a convicted criminal called who plays with other people's emotions?

An emoticon.

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👤︎ u/turcois
📅︎ Sep 06 2015
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My girlfriend has a bad habit of bashing the food items I buy at the grocery store...

Spent two hours at the grocery store getting a ton of food so she didn't have to make the trip. What do I get in return?

Text from GF: "This bread sticks to my teeth a lot"

My response: "DOUGH!"

GF: "Ha...... Ha...."

me: "I was hoping you'd LOAF that"

GF: "Where's the cheese emoticon?"

me: "WHEAT a second, I'll try & find one"

GF: "I'm rolling my eyes and shaking my head"

me: "No cheese emoticon... CHIBATTA call Apple & tell em to get on that".

me: "Will butter do instead? Cuz I'm on a ROLL"

No further response... will update if saga continues.

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📅︎ Sep 16 2015
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Dadgamer pulled this one in a round of World of Tanks

o7, as we all know, is used to "salute" other players. A friend of mine who's a father of 3 got sick of seeing this emoticon and said during the match: "You folks really need to get your calendars checked, it's 2014, not '07"

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👤︎ u/Karranas
📅︎ Jan 09 2014
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