This is eggcellent!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/venomWolf11
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Egg puns!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealChad318
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Sandy Eggo
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gradymegalania
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Why did the egg give up?

Because it was ova it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GummiBerry_Juice
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Where were you while we were getting high?

So I was on the red-eye flying overseas to meet my buddies for an epic roadtrip adventure. I got me a first class ticket because YOLO and I always wanted to try those convertible seat/beds.

So in the morning the flight attendants serve breakfast, which includes this tasty soup with poached egg in it. They offered drinks and they had champagne so I thought why the hell not.

There were delays and when we finally landed and I got to our meet up place, my mates were already there and gotten the bong out.

They said, "Where were you while we were getting high?"

"I was having..." and I turned to them, took my sunglasses off, and said, "champagne, soup and ova in the sky."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jaudette
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