Orders Of Magnitude Puns

A list of puns related to "Orders Of Magnitude"

A mathematician walks into a bar, asks for a beer for himself, and then 10 beers for everyone else there.

The bartender says, “Wow! That’s a different order of magnitude.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2018
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A man walks into a bar...

and says "I will have 10 times as may drinks as everyone else here!" "My goodness, dear sir!" Replies the bartender "that certainly is an... ORDER OF MAGNITUDE"

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👤︎ u/Jacobaker1313
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer and two plates of tapas.

Another man walked into the bar and ordered 10 beers and 20 plates of tapas. The barman said, "That's an order of magnitude!"

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Apr 03 2016
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A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “One beer for me, and 10 beers each for all my friends!”

Bartender: Now that’s an order of magnitude!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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A mathematician walks into a bar and says, “A drink for me, and 10 drinks each for everyone else!”

The bartender says, “That’s an order of magnitude!”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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