"I know! And it's not working!"
Their next car is Elon gated.
That took a lot of guts!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
The boss says "I need to mull-it over..."
All morning he was tying them together with a piece of string and then wrapping them around his midsection. At noon I figured he could use a break, so I invited him out for lunch, but he said, "No, thanks, I'm watching my waistline."
I still scratch my head over it.
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
I've only my shelf to blame
Her boss replied "yeah, we got a bit of a hotdesk arrangement"
I chimed in and said "Well if it's a hotdesk, you could always turn the fan on."
She was not impressed.
I saw it and quickly shouted "Not on my watch!"
So earlier, my boss put a plant on my desk with some flowers on the bottom and then a weird stick plant thing reaching out from the top. One of the guys as he headed out said, "Wow, nice plant."
Me: "I thought I would really try to reach my roots and branch out a bit. It seems to be working."
When I asked him why he kept it there, he told me to "Get a life."
Which dumped all over a stack of checks waiting to go out. To which my father said, "Working on laundering some money today?" I love working with family!
And my dad looks at it and goes, "It's a small bouquet in every sense of the word! Triple pun, hoo baby!"
I told her that she is really boxing me in. Can't wait until these dad jokes become official.
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