5 Hilarious Omens Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

is that an omen? no it’s a sign

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👤︎ u/artemisiagenti

📅︎ Apr 19 2018

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Why would you bring a bad omen to a lake?

Foreboding

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👤︎ u/century1goomba

📅︎ May 05 2019

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This must be an omen..

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👤︎ u/monderigon

📅︎ Dec 05 2013

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Notices the ladies restroom door was missing the 'W'

Told my daughter that sign was a bad omen

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👤︎ u/red3biggs

📅︎ Apr 25 2018

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Om nom nom puns - They're delicious!

What do you...

...call a cook-book? Omnomnibus
...say after dinner? Omnomcomplete
...if you're still hungry? Omnommorenomming
...call a hungry, sleepy person? Insomnomnomniac
...call a hungry god? Omnomnimpotent
...call a food-related sign? An omnom omen
...call our species? Omnomnivores
...call a delicious fried egg? Omnomelet

Can you (b)eat them?

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👤︎ u/Nimja_

📅︎ Sep 09 2015

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