Olympic Opening Ceremonies Puns

A list of puns related to "Olympic Opening Ceremonies"

I like how they light the Olympic torch near Athens, then it stays lit all the way to the opening ceremony.

I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

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👤︎ u/CheeseheadDave
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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My dad on the Olympics opening ceremony

"Did you see that? It was Sochi-zy"

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👤︎ u/linktothenow
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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My very supportive dad told me this one today when I was complaining about Sochi.

"Did you hear about the Olympic rings in the opening ceremony? One of them was afraid to come out."

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👤︎ u/TheStarkReality
📅︎ Feb 08 2014
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