I really love pickles and olives. In fact, you could say

I relish them.

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My boss texted me "hey send me one of your funny jokes"

I replied "I'm working at the moment, I'll send you one later"

He replied "ha that was hilarious. send me another one"

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Did you hear about John Legend's new oil business?

Olive Me Loves Olive You

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👤︎ u/kk074
📅︎ Dec 11 2021
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If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

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👤︎ u/alftrazign
📅︎ May 27 2018
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When ordering dinner, my wife asked for no olives...

Waiter: Ok, we'll leave olive 'em off for you!

He thanked us for laughing, as he said he "usually just gets groans"

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👤︎ u/brewvarlet
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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I invited my sister and her boyfriend over for a barbecue...

She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."

"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."

She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."

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👤︎ u/KyOatey
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Did you hear about the italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.

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👤︎ u/sweetjune_
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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