A Hispanic magician tells his audience he will vanish on the count of 3. “Uno… Dos…” poof he’s gone.
He disappeared without a trés
So I'm Putin my foot down.
He’s low key
..for spilling the beans.
Stay tuned.
A vacuum cleaner
Bollywood
Woodn't you like to know
He wanted to be under cover
The whole family is in shock.
A long wait for the punch line.
He performed this using a complex set of trap doors. But it was just a stage he was going through.
Because 7 8 2021
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
The first rule of bite club is do not talk about bite club.
I had to put my foot down.
It's mime blowing
She told me she cantaloupe.
I am the Juan and only
Tom Hiddleston was on the radio earlier saying he couldn't reveal anything about his new TV series.
He has to keep details Low-key...
Horse code
I go Tuesdays and my wife takes Thursdays
I have to say they have a great underground scene.
I try to keep it lowkey.
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
There are too many ears.
Secretly (when my wife was out), I'd ask her "who do you love more?", and praise her when she said "dadda!". This has been going on for weeks now.
The other day, my wife got home and I wanted to show her my little 'trick'. So I asked our daughter, "Who do you love more?", in which case she replied "dadda!" and ran towards my wife (which is very clearly her favourite btw).
My wife, who didn't care much for the new thing I taught our daughter, bent down and picked her up to cuddle with her. Her facial expression changed a bit, then she laughed. She looked at me and said "well, she ran to me as she said that, and her diaper is full... so clearly she was full of crap when she said that!"
My wife is now in on the dad jokes and won this one!
Edit: Bolded the text to emphasize what part of this story was the dad joke...
Final Edit: My wife was surprised at how much this blew up! She says thanks to everyone, but she has no idea what the awards are for (since she doesn’t use Reddit). 😂
I can't tell you how proud that makes me.
They were Inca hoots.
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
It was cyantifically proven
Don’t mind him. He’s just a product of their times.
I can’t tell you how much this means to me
What a were-doh...
Sir Reptitious
You turn the hose on...
Donatello
So I had to put my foot down
so I had to put my foot down
So I had to put my foot down.
