Object Oriented Puns

A list of puns related to "Object Oriented"

Why was the programmer always running into walls?

He couldn’t see sharp.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?

Because he was very good at orienting objects.

(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn't that what they're supposed to be?)

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👤︎ u/jarvedttudd
📅︎ Dec 29 2018
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So I was working in a group planning out a new C# application

I loudly proclaimed "I object."

Boss: To what? We barely started.

Me: Oh, I thought we were using object oriented programming.

Room: groans.

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu
📅︎ Sep 29 2017
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