A list of puns related to "Nymphicus Hollandicus"
People have recommended me, "Tropican Parrot Food ". What do you thing? My cockatiel is one month and some days old.
Thanks in advance
So I'm a new parrot owner u just got mine 3 days ago and it completely trusts me! He/she (don't know the gender yet but probably male) is completely friendly and let's me pet it eats and drinks and ...
I just have some questions that need answering
1st - why won't he make any sounds?
He trust me comes out sleeps at night and even sits on my hand but he just won't say anything by making sounds I don't mean talking I mean he won't make parrot sounds if that even makes sense
2nd - why does he only eat when I'm near him?
If I go to another room he stops eating until I come back.
3rd - what should the temperature be?
I currently keep the room temperature at 25 cΒ° and he doesn't complain or anything
Thanks in advance!
Ps : sorry my English isn't great I'm not from a eng speaking country
Ps 2 : I'm not sure of its name in English but it's a Cockatiel and its scientific name is Nymphicus hollandicus and is generally found in Australia
I'm looking for a second opinion for my cockatiel. He's been diagnosed with heavy metal poisoning, zinc to be precise around 4ppm. We found this after we noticed changes in the colour of the urine.
We also found 'the culprit', got rid of it and followed the suggested treatment, oral CaEDTA and, recommended later for the metal particles still present after 1 month, psyllium seeds.
I'm working in a R&D department in the pharma industry and, having some knowledge of pharmacology, something feels weird to me about the suggested treatment. From my knowledge, CaEDTA is not administered orally considering it's low biovalability, usually being administered i.v.
Also, while researching the use of psyllium seeds in toxicosis I noticed all protocols called for psyllium husk, not the seed, and I've not been able to find a reference that suggests the seeds have the same therapeutic effect as the husk.
At this moment the parrot is alright, no more changes in the colour of the urine and his weight had stabilised around 90 g (pellet diet), yet the last x-ray still showed radioopaque foreign bodies and we're looking forward to getting those out.
Therefore, is the treatment suggested rationally sound or should I look for another vet?
Thank you.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
free
Because his Visa didnβt work.
Nothing, it just waved
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