My wife insisted she has nudist genes
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
Why did the nudist not like the caesar salad?
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first week was the hardest!
I went to lunch with a nudist friend...
...and all he ordered was a salad — no dressing.
So it turned out the woman next door is a nudist.
I’m on the fence about it.
What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.
The lady asked "have you read Marx?"
"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."
Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?
Curtains were probably invented by nudists
They didnt want someone to see them changing into something more comfortable
Did you hear about the nudist who never left Missouri?
He was always in his show me state.
There's a nudist convention in our town next weekend.
I might go if I've got nothing on.
For his birthday, I bought my friend a “I am A Nudist” t-shirt.
I haven’t seen him wear it yet.
The facts about tentative nudists...
... are slowly revealing themselves.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.
The police are looking into it.
My friend Taylor hates nudist beaches.
He's very clothes-minded.
How do you find a blind guy at a nudist colony? Just look around - it isn't very hard.
My wife refused to join my nudist colony
I would call her clothes-minded but that would make me a dickhead.
I've been banned from the nudist beach for dressing inappropriately
What do the nudists put on in the morning?
My friend asked me whether I’m ready to go to the nudist colony.
I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...
I've decided I'm going to open a travel agency specializing in trips to nudist beaches.
It's going to be called New Directions.
How do nudists clean their glasses?
Very genitally
(Saw this on r/showerthoughts and figured it should be here)
Did you hear about the nudist who was good at pinball?
Jokingly told Dad that I am thinking about joining a nudist colony and he came out with this;
"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"
Why did the Libertarian join the nudist colony?
Their slogan: "Don't thread on me"
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
There is a nudist club meeting on next Saturday.
I might go if I have nothing on.
I recently joined a nudist colony
The first week was the hardest
How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
So I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest...
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall
The police are looking into it.
How do you pick out a blind man in a nudist colony?
Could you spot the blind man at the nudist beach?
Nudist Convention
Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...
Might go if I've got nothing on
A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony.
The police are looking into it
There's a hole in the nudist colony wall.
Police are looking into it.
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