Nude Beaches Puns

A list of puns related to "Nude Beaches"

What do you call a well endowed short guy at a nude beach?

Sandy

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👤︎ u/TRAKRACER
📅︎ Dec 09 2021
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It's not hard

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👤︎ u/NotAPersonl0
📅︎ Oct 01 2021
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A dyslexic goes to a nude beach

And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.

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👤︎ u/M8_M8_M8-Dave
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach

He has seasame seed buns

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👤︎ u/tommymason52
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me

I can't believe she is so clothes-minded

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👤︎ u/NotPlato
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?

Bear Naked.

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👤︎ u/ElPorTuu
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Know how to find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Look for the sesame seed buns.

A dad joke courtesy of my 84 year old grandma.

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👤︎ u/MidgetMonkey2go
📅︎ Jun 07 2015
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard

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👤︎ u/suddenimpulse01
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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👤︎ u/misfitfricky
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It ain't hard

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👤︎ u/patdaddy007
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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How do you find a blind dude at a nude beach?

It isn't hard.

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👤︎ u/ZappLegend
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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👤︎ u/violetbuffalo21
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?

Because he has sesame seed buns.

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👤︎ u/cheekycamo
📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me…

I think she’s just being clothes-minded!

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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