Norse God Puns

A list of puns related to "Norse God"

What does a Norse god do when they don’t want to attract attention?

They stay low key (Loki).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyktic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.

He kept things pretty low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outi94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Most of my friends don't know that I'm actually a shape-shifting Norse god of mayhem and mischief.

I keep it Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?

Man, I'm thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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How did the Norse god know when it was time to stop lifting weights?

He was Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call it when a Norse god is scared of something?

They’re aFreyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vs424reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call the Norse god of the ocean?

Wa-Thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Master-of-Puns
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What's a Norse god's favourite video game?

Thortnite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenguinBlast444
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it.

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Norse gods and goddesses share juicy gossip often

and they've gotta keep it Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aeonmymind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What happened when the Norse God of Thunder dropped his hammer on his hand?

He had a Thor Thumb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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If I ever get invited to a Norse god masquerade party....

I’m going to be totally hyper. No way will I be Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jalfredproofrock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Where do Norse gods listen to music?

At the Thorchestra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRMang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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What do you call a dominating Norse god?

AuTHORitative.

This is loki hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therestlesspanda
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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I bought my dad a pair of socks depicting the Norse god from The Avengers...

He refuses to wear them in case they give him Thor feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martlead
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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Did you hear about the Norse god who went through a shrink ray?

He was a little Thor afterwards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DweadPiwateWoberts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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What do you call a Norse god with a lisp who worked out yesterday?

Thor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FX114
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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What it's really like to be a Norse God

At first it is fun and everybody is happy. But Loki, it's a lot of work and will end up being a Thor in the side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy_Behind_You
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2016
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it...

I guess you could say I'm low-key!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Have you heard of the Norse god of mischief? He doesn't like to talk about it, I guess you can say he's low key.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodoboy30
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't really like to talk about it.

I guess you could say I'm low-key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leejoness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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What did the Norse god say to his trainer after a tough workout?

I'm Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harrywhoover
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2016
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