48 Hilarious Nominalize Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why is the president nominating so many prosecutors and judges?

To make sure everyone is a-Biden the laws

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👤︎ u/xtilexx

📅︎ Aug 15 2021

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Joe Biden is reportedly looking to nominate geologists to be supreme associate justices

The news supports recent claims that he's trying to stack the quartz

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious

📅︎ May 27 2021

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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

Post/comment must have been made in the year 2020.
Anybody can nominate.
One person can nominate maximum of 1 post or comment.

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Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

All the best!!

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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick

📅︎ Dec 31 2020

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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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👤︎ u/Talbottronious

📅︎ Mar 06 2021

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What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

I nominate all of your passengers for the ice bucket challenge.

Joke provided by my 13 y/o daughter

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👤︎ u/LongjumpingRespect2

📅︎ Jun 10 2021

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People reprimanded me for telling dad jokes without having children,

I apologized, it was Faux pa

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👤︎ u/shiva8512

📅︎ Mar 15 2021

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What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?

Unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/vetokend

📅︎ Mar 31 2016

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Have you heard about Honeyland, the Oscar-nominated documentary about Macedonian beekeepers?

It has great buzz

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👤︎ u/AndyCircus

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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My wife said she should get an award for breast feeding the baby.

I said I’d nominate her for the SAG awards.

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👤︎ u/RootbeerDreams

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?

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👤︎ u/misspygmy

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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Shoe Repair

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👤︎ u/Jethlog

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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It's that easy

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👤︎ u/VinceDC

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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How will he support his 3mm family?

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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo

📅︎ Dec 25 2019

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The biggest red flag

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👤︎ u/Zachattack15782

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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Gravity

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👤︎ u/KillSpyy

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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Ok then

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👤︎ u/yousef100987

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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I need a collection of these

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👤︎ u/moses10960

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Wow just wow

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👤︎ u/Oracle_3605

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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Found this on r/memes

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👤︎ u/AspiBoi

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page

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👤︎ u/financiallyflutey

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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👤︎ u/FlipflopsAreNotShoes

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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Saw it on r/memes, felt like it belongs here

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👤︎ u/beebeepsheep

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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honestly, Imagine.

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👤︎ u/Holiday_Volume

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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He can dish it out, but he can't take it 😂

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👤︎ u/mortilsola

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

He was out standing in his field

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👤︎ u/not_old_or_new_fag

📅︎ Feb 17 2016

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blessed_tooth

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👤︎ u/ShadowDabber

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Ah, yes batteries

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👤︎ u/VinceDC

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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you just been catfished

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👤︎ u/ftejadal

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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This restaurant's name

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👤︎ u/Turbo_Future

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo

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👤︎ u/johnny2_yespapa

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31

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👤︎ u/itaielidan

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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This is going to bee great.

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👤︎ u/spiderzsolt

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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I see what EU did there.

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👤︎ u/schiller_27

📅︎ Dec 25 2019

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Rotten tomatoes hitting us with puns

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👤︎ u/Sambalbali

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Tolerate.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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Manslaughter

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👤︎ u/cfoster14

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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This is pointless

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👤︎ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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What did yoda say when he saw himself on a HD tv?

HDMI

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👤︎ u/ThanosPizzaCrust

📅︎ Dec 27 2019

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How long did it take?

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👤︎ u/Lord_Alpha01

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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Watt are you talking about?

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👤︎ u/PopeShashcan49

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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Ha. Its got no eyes.

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👤︎ u/dendeqtele

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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B Positive

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👤︎ u/Itskrueger

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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Burn the living room.

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👤︎ u/Sushal_Stha

📅︎ Dec 22 2019

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Legolize it!

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👤︎ u/StandardStick

📅︎ Dec 21 2019

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Pun

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👤︎ u/humu-_-

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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Very punny sire

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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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... and ya really wanna show it....

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👤︎ u/nkripper

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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I was only a foot over the line

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👤︎ u/newaccount_who_diss

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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