Nominal Puns

A list of puns related to "Nominal"

If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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👤︎ u/Talbottronious
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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👤︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?

They just couldn’t Barrett.

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👤︎ u/BornOfAVegan
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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People reprimanded me for telling dad jokes without having children,

I apologized, it was Faux pa

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👤︎ u/shiva8512
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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My wife said she should get an award for breast feeding the baby.

I said I’d nominate her for the SAG awards.

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👤︎ u/RootbeerDreams
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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Have you heard about Honeyland, the Oscar-nominated documentary about Macedonian beekeepers?

It has great buzz

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👤︎ u/AndyCircus
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you call it when Trump gets the majority of delegates and still loses the nomination from a contested convention?

Unpresidented.

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👤︎ u/vetokend
📅︎ Mar 31 2016
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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👤︎ u/misspygmy
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Shoe Repair
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👤︎ u/Jethlog
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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It's that easy
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👤︎ u/VinceDC
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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How will he support his 3mm family?
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👤︎ u/ohsureyoudo
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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The biggest red flag
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👤︎ u/Zachattack15782
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Gravity
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👤︎ u/KillSpyy
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Ok then
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👤︎ u/yousef100987
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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I need a collection of these
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Wow just wow
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👤︎ u/Oracle_3605
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Found this on r/memes
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👤︎ u/AspiBoi
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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👤︎ u/financiallyflutey
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Some say that a young mayor from the heartland can't win the Democratic presidential nomination. Others say it's possible.

Who's right? You Buttigieg.

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👤︎ u/FlipflopsAreNotShoes
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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Saw it on r/memes, felt like it belongs here
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👤︎ u/beebeepsheep
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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honestly, Imagine.
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👤︎ u/Holiday_Volume
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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He can dish it out, but he can't take it 😂
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👤︎ u/mortilsola
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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I’m just going to keep these puns rolling
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👤︎ u/Siges
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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blessed_tooth
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👤︎ u/ShadowDabber
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Ah, yes batteries
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👤︎ u/VinceDC
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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you just been catfished
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👤︎ u/ftejadal
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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This restaurant's name
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👤︎ u/Turbo_Future
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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👤︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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He is an excellent web designer v.redd.it/pym796lltby31
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👤︎ u/itaielidan
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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This is going to bee great.
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👤︎ u/spiderzsolt
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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I see what EU did there.
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👤︎ u/schiller_27
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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Manslaughter
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👤︎ u/cfoster14
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Tolerate.
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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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What did yoda say when he saw himself on a HD tv?

HDMI

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👤︎ u/ThanosPizzaCrust
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Rotten tomatoes hitting us with puns
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👤︎ u/Sambalbali
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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This is pointless
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👤︎ u/Crazy_and_lazy_Daisy
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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How long did it take?
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👤︎ u/Lord_Alpha01
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Watt are you talking about?
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👤︎ u/PopeShashcan49
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Ha. Its got no eyes.
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👤︎ u/dendeqtele
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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B Positive
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👤︎ u/Itskrueger
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Burn the living room.
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👤︎ u/Sushal_Stha
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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a wonderful wordplay
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👤︎ u/ignisxicor
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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Legolize it!
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👤︎ u/StandardStick
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?

He was out standing in his field

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👤︎ u/not_old_or_new_fag
📅︎ Feb 17 2016
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Very punny sire
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👤︎ u/farrukhsshah
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Pun
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👤︎ u/humu-_-
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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... and ya really wanna show it....
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👤︎ u/nkripper
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I was only a foot over the line
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👤︎ u/newaccount_who_diss
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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