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This week has been a whirlwind of emotions! Monday was results day and confirmed I have got my degree in mental health nursing!! Today received an email inviting me to register with the NMC for me to be a licensed nurse who can practice!!

Finally did it! Can say I have done everything to qualify and it’s official I’m a newly qualified nurse!

Howdy, besties 🤠

Since receiving it approximately six weeks ago, I've been researching N-Methyl-Cyclazodone (NMC). NMC is (presumably) similar to Cyclazodone, except being somewhat stronger and longer lasting (only what I've heard, I've never used Cyclazodone). I acquired this compound in the expectation that it would provide a clean-feeling mild stimulant effect for long study binges etc. For the most part, my expectations were exceeded, but not in a good way.

First of all, NMC feels quite dirty ; orthostatic hypotension is off the charts, bruxism out the wazoo, muscle tension and tachycardia. Nevertheless, the body load can actually be quite euphoric and recreational at the upper end of the dosing scale, which is aided by some palpable serotonin releasing properties, which lend it slight empathogenic/entactogenic properties. Primary duration appears to be about 6-8 hours, with a mild rush which comes in within 30-45 minutes when taken orally. Residual effects can be felt for over 16 hours in some cases ; the first time I tested it, I felt some stimulation the following morning upon waking up. Landing gear is recommended. I don't have access to benzos ATM, so I've used 8-12mg of Cyproheptadine in order to induce sleep. Cyproheptadine is cheap, can be bought over the counter, and functions as a potent antihistamine (Incredibly potent, in the range of Mirtazapine as a matter of fact). It also functions as a strong serotonin antagonist (will quickly reduce serotonergic side effects), weak dopamine antagonist, and weak muscarinic antagonist. I've found that it functions as a very good sleep inducer after using stimulants, appears to be very safe, and causes less next day cognitive impairment than DPH or promethazine for instance. But, ofc, do this at your own risk ; there's no anticipating whether there is some negative reaction here.

The initial euphoria, whilst certainly present, only lasts for at most 2 hours, after which the initial rush is replaced by a foggy, dissociated, scattered and slightly manic stimulation. It can also be insufflated, in which case effects come on within 10-15 minutes. However, I don't know how good the bioavailability is by this route. I've read other reports where they report being able to vape NMC ; I have not explored this route yet, and I probably won't, so I can't confirm.

This compound can indeed be INCREDIBLY stimulating, but unfortunately this stimulation feels scattered and unfocused. In fact, it

Holland got worked over. Kane is bad. Likes to gamble. Did I mention he’s got a NMC (no more casinos clause 😏)

I’m so fucking funny and original. I’m not repeating what I’ve seen written by everyone. Jerk me and I’ll jerk you.

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Patient Management | Case studies | Summative assessment |Nursing and Healthcare concepts |Health assessment and clinical reasoning |Public health and health promotion | Nutrition |Nursing Ethics | Behavioral Health Nursing | Clinical Physiology | Pharmacology | Professional communication in diverse communities | Epidemiology | Psychology |Biostatistics.

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· Access to peer reviewed medical databases - CINAHL, PubMed, PsychINFO, The Lancet, JAMA, BMJ, AJPM, MJA

· Paper links to NCLEX, NCSBN, NMC, or NMBA code of conduct

· Rubric –Follow the rubric as required

· Formatting – Utilize Ms. Word, Excel, PowerPoint in writing a paper

· Grammarly and Turnitin - Proof-reading and editing

· Word count – strictly meet the required number of words (+/- 10%)

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