Nits Puns

A list of puns related to "Nits"

My wife wondered how our daughter keeps getting nits.

Without missing a beat, I told her that they must have a huge nitwork.

Got a groan and eye roll.

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👤︎ u/dudecancode
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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A new strain of head lice is going around which is resistant to conventional treatments.

That has left scientists scratching their heads.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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My friend wanted me to choose which parasitic insect egg he would eat...

But I hate to nit pick.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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