What do you call a Husky stubbornly dragging the sled?

A dogged effort (and a good boi)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Been overfeeding my dog a bit. Want him to be a little husky.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvargaszabo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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How do huskies like their peas?

Mushy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverGonnaEver01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My husky dog has a bad illness.

Irritable howl syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasdfgg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Even though my best friend lost weight, he's still a little husky. imgur.com/8hWqS5p
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Why did the sled dog puppy shop in the Big & Tall store?

He was a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CassandraEntendre
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Not really a dad joke, but...

more like dad revelations. I was pulling up carpet and padding Sunday because we adopted two very rude Husky puppies last year that like to urinate in the house. As I was working, I was listening to Parliment Funkadelic on Pandora and I came to the realization that I was listening to P-Funk as I was dealing with pee funk.
Another thing that happened the same day was I took an opened bag of bird feed out of the closet to pull the carpet up and when I looked at it a bit later, I saw beetles all over the bag and crawling on the counter where I had set it. Probably 40 of the little suckers. I had to text my wife about that one. "Honey, I've got bad news. Our bag of bird feed has been infested with beetles. Yes, our bird feed has been infested with... more bird feed."
Anyway, just thought I would share. Carry on with the groaners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartanMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call a fat Russian?

A Siberian husky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palerthanghosts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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One ear of corn says to the other, β€œI think I have a stalker.”

The other corn replies, β€œThats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, β€œNo, too husky!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call chubby people from Central and Eastern Russia?

Siberian Huskies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a dog that likes corn?

A Husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSebtacular
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Got my girl to roll her eyes with this one at the fair.

There were costumed food characters on stage in a cooking demonstration at the fair we were at (ice cream, churro, orange, and really round corn on the cob).

As the corn character was introduced, I turned to my girlfriend and said, "Aww shucks, that corn is a little husky."

The immediate look of disdain and the eye roll from her is my reason for living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkelsey4610
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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Doggie treats

My uncoordinated husky has trouble catching treats when I throw them to her and the speedy little Chihuahua gobbles them up off the floor before she can react. However, when I throw her scraps of meat, she catches them every time. She never misses when the steaks are that high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRexIRL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Why was the farmer afraid to go in his corn field?

He was afraid of being stalked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x4candles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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Feeling ruff? Mellon collie? Let me have a look at your lab report.

This seems far fetched, but you're just a little husky. Don't stop retrievin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Elon Musk dad jokes

What do you call Elon Musk if he commits fraud?

Felon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a lizard person?

Elon Musk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a furry?

Elon Husky

What do you call Elon Musk if it is past 6:30?

Elon Dusk

What do you call Elon Musk if he is a cantaloupe?

Melon Musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muskeyelon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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Did you hear about the dog who had a sore throat?

He was a little husky.

Inspired by my neighbor’s dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I think I need to put my dog on a diet...

He is getting a little husky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_think_____
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My Dad has been telling this joke for years.

Alex Rodriguez asked an Alaskan Husky if he had competed in any sled races. The Husky replied "I did A-Rod".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmaqptie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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Why was the small sled-dog no good at barking?

Because he was a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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son told me he want a hot dog for lunch

I told him to go find a husky in summer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodguywoodworker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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My dog was getting a little fat

I brought my dog over to my dad's house. He said she was getting a little husky. I said "No Dad, she's a labrador retriever"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtVandelazy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2016
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Why couldn't the musher get his new puppy's harness on?

He was just a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADarkDraconis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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So I saw a fat pit bull today...

One might say he's a little husky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimedbystander
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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My first dad joke (cat and dog related)

Our 3yr old cat has been a little weary of our new 14 week old husky puppy, since we brought him home. So I've told the cat I've had her back and wouldn't let the puppy hurt her.

Husky was up close in her face yapping at the cat, she swatted and was yelling back. So I pulled him away and comforted the cat with "I told you I had your back, just don't cry wolf now..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dano17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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So, it's 3am, I'm at Denny's...

The bill comes, and after a night of heavy drinking all anybody has left is loose change.

We (about 6 people) split up the bill and count our change onto the table.

Waitress comes by, sees that were settling the bill, and she says, "do you guys need any change?"

Without missing a beat my bearded husky inebriated friend returns, "yes, dimes and nickles will suffice"

The waitress was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5eight13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2015
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Saw this little exchange out today

Little Girl: Daddy I want a wolf dog. (Referring to a husky she saw)

Dad: But you do have a wolf dog.

Little Girl: Nooo Shellys not a wolf dog.

Dad: Yeah huh. She goes "woof woof."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeoneBetter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2013
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At the veterinarian's office...

The other day my cousin brought his 10-week-old Siberian Husky for a routine checkup. Apparently, this happened:

Cousin: So how is his weight?

Vet: Well he's not overweight, but he does appear to be ... a little husky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s317sv17vnv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2014
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Why were the other puppies teasing the sled dog.

He was a little husky.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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