Nighties Puns

A list of puns related to "Nighties"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper

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👤︎ u/QuizDalek
📅︎ Jan 15 2023
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Nighty nite

I just laid down in bed and let one rip.

My wife says, "Jesus, why did you have to that now?"

I replied, "Sorry, my timing stinks."

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👤︎ u/raphel1421
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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Procrastinators Anonymous will not be meeting tonight at 7pm.

The session has been postponed again.

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👤︎ u/Sufficient-Goat-962
📅︎ Jan 13 2023
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I met an electrical engineer who rode a horse-drawn buggy and rocked a chinstrap beard..

He was Ohmish.

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
📅︎ Aug 05 2022
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I called round at my neighbour's house early one morning and she opened the door in her nightie.

I thought, "That's a funny place for a door."

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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A Fabulous Knight

Did you hear about the armoured nobleman who wore his wife's sleepwear? He was Sir Nightie aka Nightie Knight.

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👤︎ u/myearwood
📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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How did the sleeper rank so highly on the test?

He was in the nighty-night percentile.

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👤︎ u/MCBananacheese
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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How do you make antifreeze?

Hide her nightie.

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👤︎ u/crash8308
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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How do you make your own antifreeze

You take away her nightie

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👤︎ u/Stainedhanes
📅︎ Jun 06 2017
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