Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help

Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taakomakara
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Robert hated his nickname and longed to be discombobulated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
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Did you know Tristan was originally a nickname?

People were sick of having to write out Stanstanstan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diatonicnerds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Which actor has the best nickname?

Nic Cage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zslayer89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My colleagues at work gave me the nickname β€œMr. Compromise”.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If I ever go to jail I am making sure I get the nickname β€˜mitochondria’

The powerhouse of the cell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haas19
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I gave my wife a nickname and it's "Candy"

She thinks it's sweet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My wife said my new nickname is Shroom

Because I am such a FunGi...πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SambuelAnacapri
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastWhiteKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:

He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What do you call a mnemonic made to remember someone's nickname?

'Name'o'Nick'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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"Do you have any nicknames, Tom?"

I said, "Well, there's Nicholas...Nicky..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Mitochondria would be a great prison nickname.

They'd be the powerhouse of the cell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazztronica
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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US native bees have a nickname..

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MadOldLogan
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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Nicknames that make your name longer should be called

Nicholasnames

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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In college my nickname was safe cracker.

Not because I was good at cracking safes but because I was a non-threatening white guy.

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Potential nickname for Ellen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepherder226
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was β€œThe Love Machine.”

It’s because I sucked at tennis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I named my daughter "Amanda Victoria" but i dont really want her to have a nickname.

Unfortunately i think it might be Manda tory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombiepipes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is β€œpickle” so how do I spend my birthday?

Well I β€œRelish” the moment obviously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My nickname for my wife is β€œhinge.

Because she is something to adore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorchedgoat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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A nickname for money is "bread" because

when I'm kneading it there never is enough dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMMIV
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody

he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I don't understand nicknames. Like, how do you get "Dick" out of Richard?

Easy, take him out to dinner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlorisBand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Serena Williams' nickname should be Tennessee Williams.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmarilloMike
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?

The top brass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My kids gave me a Nickname

My Mutha Fucka

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iambobboyle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I’ve been trying to think of a nickname for the Land-o-Lakes girl

But alas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upinflams
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced β€˜my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, it’s because I can’t get out of the bath’.
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Nickname for a coffin-maker in ancient Egypt...

Sarcophaguy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmrtnt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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Apparently members of the South Korean Olympic Women’s Curling team have given each other breakfast themed nicknames.

Talk about hashtags!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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I have many nicknames I use to describe my penis.

I keep them in my shlong term memory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McQuefferson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Santa Clause is a Saint Nickname.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViewtifulMoe
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My coworkers gave me the nickname Mr. Compromise.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My nickname at work is Mr. Compromise.

It wasn’t my first choice, but I’m okay with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My colleagues at work have given me the nickname β€œMr. Compromise.”

It’s not my first choice, but I’m ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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At the office, the nickname that my coworkers gave me is β€˜Mr. Compromise”.

It isn’t my first choice, but I can live with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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At work, my colleagues have given me the nickname "Mr. Compromise."

It wasn't my first choice, but I'm ok with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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My wife was devastated when she found what that my nickname in college was β€œThe Love Machine.”

Because I sucked at tennis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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