New Line Puns

A list of puns related to "New Line"

Impossible Foods is introducing a new line of Edible Plant based Panties.

They call them Bloomers!

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👤︎ u/dusty-cat-albany
📅︎ Feb 02 2021
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What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?

GooCheese

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👤︎ u/whiskeydoc501
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:

Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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How do you like my new pickup line?
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👤︎ u/Hicksmix
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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I bought a brand-new top-of-the-line string trimmer of a guy on craigslist for only $20

it was a total Stihl

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👤︎ u/DrF4rtB4rf
📅︎ May 30 2020
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I'm starting a new line of nut-free peanut butter.

It's called "I can't believe it's nut butter"

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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William Shatner has discontinued his new line of ladies lingerie.

Apparently "Shatner Panties" wasn't the best choice for a name.

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👤︎ u/Couldbeurmom
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Did you hear about the new vegan parallel lines?

They never meat.

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👤︎ u/NormalPaladin
📅︎ May 07 2019
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One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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👤︎ u/hal_potter_seven
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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My friend and I went to the new stage production of “Words.” The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didn’t get the humor.

I told him it was a play on “Words.”

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👤︎ u/MrPlay3r13
📅︎ Mar 29 2019
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Something fishy about the tag line of this BBC News article...
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👤︎ u/WinstonRaymond
📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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NEW!! Celebrity Fun in the Pun candle line!

Chris Pine - Pine scented

Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented

Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented

Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented

JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented

Miley Cypress - Cypress scented

Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented

Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented

Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented

Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented

Bread Pitt - Bread scented

Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented

Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented

Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented

Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented

Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented

Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented

Banana Montana - Banana scented

Orange Winfrey - Orange scented

Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented

Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented

Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented

Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented

Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented

Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented

Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented

Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented

Halle Berry - Mixed scented

Demi Tomato - Tomato scented

Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented

Mandy S’more - S’mores scented

Mackerel-more - Fish scented

Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented

WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented

Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented

John Lemon - Lemon scented

Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented

Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented

Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented

Adille - Dill scented

Kevin Spicy - Taco scented

Channing Potatum - Potato scented

Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented

Danny Burrito - Burrito scented

Michaelanjello - Red jello scented

Harry Panini - Panini scented

Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented

Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented

Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented

Mike Fryson - French fry scented

Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented

Raisin Williams - Raisin scented

Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented

Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented

Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented

Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented

Malt Whitman - Malt scented

(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the “I wonder what Chris Pine smells like?” joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. I’m particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)

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👤︎ u/Minnara
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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Hey have you heard about Steven Tyler's new line of sweetened mayonnaise?

No? Well maybe you've heard the jingle "Sweet Emulsion."

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👤︎ u/FancySkunk
📅︎ Apr 25 2017
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Did you hear there's a new line of edible baseball cards?

They're called tater topps

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👤︎ u/Uglyoldbob
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Too bad what happened to the new telephone line repairman...

Poor guy got suspended on his first day.

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👤︎ u/Tribunal_Power
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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The founder of SpaceX is releasing a new fragrance line this X-mas season.

It's the upper-echelon Musk collection.

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👤︎ u/all_three_bolth
📅︎ Jul 29 2017
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Have you heard the new pick up line at the gay bar?

Can I push your stool in for you.

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👤︎ u/fatfletch
📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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Did ya hear Captain Kirk has brought out a new line of ladies underwear?

He calls them Shatner-pants.

100% genuine dad joke my dad just told me.

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👤︎ u/Morbid_Saint
📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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