Neutralism Puns

Casualdejekyll.

You can take a big she/it in there

The Neu Tron movie!

Themorrhoid

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

The CIA have Assets and the Marines have bases.

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

I thought that was just basic knowledge

It's a de-odor-ant.

Glucose Guardian!

I haven’t weighed all the pros and cons yet. But their flag is a big plus!

Because they make up everything.

Because they're coded in binary.

Miss-ter-y

charges the earth.

Rise up lights

say it out loud

^((this possibly only works with an American accent)^)

Can't be a dad joke without being so bad it needs an explainer: >!The idea is that when you say 'rise up lights' in a neutral American accent it phonetically sounds like you're saying 'razer blades' in a (probably terrible) Australian accent!<

Cyndi Larper.

I don’t know, but the flags a big plus.

It does. Its 'S'

Ask them to pronounce "unionized"

It hasn't turned up since then.

To keep them in check

He was grounded.

You give it a transplantation

Thanks in advance to u/entrinao for suggesting this subreddit to me :)

You drop acid and touch base!

I told her she told us a lye

LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other

They / them

...but it was leaning too far right!

I'm a bad electrician.

The company gave me a new one free of charge.

He graduated with his Ph7.

Their objective is to neutralize the enemy base

all thanks to ashit pie

How am I supposed to catch fish now?

I'm writing an article about lithium-ion battery energy storage systems (ESS). The article talks highly of ESSs and the positive impact this technology will have in transitioning our energy grid to net neutral carbon emissions.

The last sentence of the article is currently "in short, the future for how we build cities is charged with potential."

Anyone have a better pun/punch line idea for this sentence?

Not sure if this is appropriate for this sub but if not, let me know if there's anywhere I can post this. Thanks a lot :)

Swiss.

Has anyone else noticed how people either LOVE or HATE Swiss cheese? It like there’s no Gruyere-ea...

Their arguments are usually full of holes.

I dunno, but the flag is a big plus.

But the flag is a big plus

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."

I dunno but the flags a big plus

You know, neutral. Without an Ion

most of them are shocked!