My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"
I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?
How can there be a national coin shortage?
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
What's Pinocchio's favourite national sport?
Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
What is the most sought after nation right now?
Why do Italians love cooking?
It’s their national pasta-time
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
What nationality makes the best Mechs?
Mechs-icans!
(Actually a kid joke from my boy)
Today is National Sound Check Day
Have you seen the car crash at the national association for blind people?
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
Not your normal format, but I have to share as I am pretty proud
For context I work in a prison as a nurse. The other nurses were looking up charges for one of the inmates and hes in for capital murder. One of the nurses asks, "Whats the difference between capital murder and just murder anyway?" to which I was quick to say "usually a bigger M"
I guess Ive been a dad too long now that it comes natural
Did you know that you change nationalities when you really have to go to the bathroom?
When you’re trying to find the facilities, you’re Russian. Once you get there though, European.
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
What does the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases say when he stubs his toe?
What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?
The president of the National Referees Association has been arrested for corruption.
Investigators haven't released the name of the whistle-blower.
What is the national dish of Sweden?
We need to add PR, DC, and Guam, as states.
53 is a prime number. Then we can truly be one nation, indivisible.
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
I hurt myself while stacking up all my old National Geographics ...
What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....
But we celebrate Son day every week!
Sometimes nationality matters
What nationality is Santa Claus?
A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison when he inadvertently contaminated the food supply of 30 specimens of America’s national bird.
His actions were highly ill-eagle
Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
My wife told me she had to pee while I was mid stream.
I told her to join the club.
It's called Urine-Nation.
Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.
Ron worked at Chihuahua Nation Incorporated.
One day, a blind customer came in with his chihuahua and demanded a return. “What’s wrong with your CNI dog, sir?” Ron asked. He yelled, “This isn’t what I meant!”
What genre are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre are national anthems?
What genre is national anthems ?
Technically all national anthems
What genre of music are national anthems?
They should rename national anthems to...
Technically all national anthems are...
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