The librarian whispers "They're right behind you."
I herd you!
I keep telling him itβs getting old
He goes to the doctor to discuss his depression. When he arrives back home he has a huge smile on his face. He rushed past his wife and heads into the basement, where he immediately starts tinkering with a brand new invention.
His wife comes downstairs, gives the invention a once-over, then asks "What on earth is this thing, and how this supposed to help your depression?".
"Honey, the doctor told me working on this should have me feeling better in no time!" replies the man. He then proceeds to describe in detail how the machine cracks eggs, steams them, and flips them out onto a plate in under a minute, all at the touch of a button.
"But what on earth does this have to do with your depression? What did that quack doctor tell you to do?" asks the wife
The man replies: "He told me to work on my self egg-steam".
That would make it too easy to book a room!
I tried to make reservation at the library but they were completely booked
They were full booked
Husband, "legally a brother and sister can't get married"
Because Kim Jong Un is Supreme Reader!
"Reddit."
It goes up to the librarian and says "bok." The shocked librarian looks at the chicken and says, "Excuse me, what?" and the chicken repeats, "bok."
The librarian thinks a moment before asking, "You want a book?" The chicken nods and says, "bok," so the librarian goes and gives the chicken a book, and it walks out.
A few minutes later the chicken struts back in and says "bok bok." The librarian, still shocked, asks if it wants two books, to which the chicken replies, "bok bok." So the librarian gets two more books and gives them to the chicken.
A few more minutes pass and the chicken walks back up to the front desk, saying "bok bok bok." The librarian nods and fetches three more books, but this time decides to follow the chicken outside.
Tailing the chicken, she watches as it walks out to the parking lot, where a frog is sitting by a pile of books. When the chicken lays the new delivery before it, the frog takes one look and says, "reddit, reddit!"
Using the Mildewy Decimal System
Many people booked it.
He went through the books too quickly
He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
She went up to the counter and said "buk" The librarian handed her a book and she left. Five minutes later the chicken returned to the counter and said "buk buk", got 2 books and left. This went on about six or seven times before curiosity got the better of the librarian and she decided to follow the chicken outside to the park with a pond in the middle. The chicken threw the latest book to a frog sat on a Lilly pad in the middle of the pond and shouted "BUK!" The frog looked at it and said "Reddit"
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
They give them book jackets!
She said try the non-friction section.
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
Its a pretty good deal
Everything he reads there is higher studies.
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
Bookish elves
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
A retail store!
... Just had my Appendix removed.
I told him, βTurn right at the next corner.β
Know-man's land
I re-Lent-ed
When the punch line becomes apparent.
*credit to the childrenβs librarian at the Louisville Public Library.
The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasnβt sure if it was there or not.
βHow tall was it?β His friend asked.
βOver 100 stories!β he answered.
And his friend said βwow, thatβs a tall library!β
To come quietly
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."
Don't be an eh sayer
Unfortunately it was fully booked
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Literature.
Using the mildewey decimal system!
...and walks up to the librarianβs desk.
βBukβ says the chicken.
The Liberian gives him a book. The chicken returns after a few minutes later.
βBukβ says the chicken again.
The librarian gives him another book. This goes on about eight more times. Finally, the librarian follows the chicken outside and sees the chicken standing next to a pond. The chicken is throwing the books at a frog on a lily pad.
The chicken says, βbuk, bukβ
The frog says, βReddit, Redditβ
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
They were completely booked.
She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".
She whispered , "They're right behind you..."
They were completely booked.
Know man's land.
