Yes.
I'n am absolute nomster.
SSSSSSSSSSC
Eta: based on your responses, I now have two better set ups: 1) how do you spell Tennessee without any vowels? And 2) how do you spell Tennessee with just three letters? (Answer to 2: XSC)
Thank you all for the support for my first ever dad joke!
Oel, nothing I can do about it now
The ICU
Get up dude, let's go.
The teacher said thatβs the worst spell of weather we have had around here in a long time.
Nothing
The rest are definitely goimg to call ne a nomster.
Cause it's always spotted π
Nothing comes to my mind
"You give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now."
Some will say I'm a monster, but others will say I'm a nomster.
Side note: not my joke, I saw it on r/marvelmemes
N. Korea has no Seoul.
I shit you not.
... called ElonGates!
Ice cream everytime I hear those names.
Title
Reads the second-hand compass that I purchased.
The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser; see also: floordrobe
The spine.
She asked me if I would like to have sex or take a nap. I said: Can you ask me when I wake up?
good players are hard to find.
But Noel
A double-double, toil and trouble....
Shared by a patient I had the other day:
A String goes into a bar and asks the bartender, βLet me get a whiskey, neat pleaseβ (use any drink you want)
Bartender says, βI canβt serve you, youβre a String!β
String goes outside, ruffles the top of himself and knots his waist before heading back in
βYes sir, Iβd like a whiskey, neat, pleaseβ
Bartender, squinting, βArenβt you the String that was just in here?β
String says, βNope, aFRAYED kNOTβ
Because they're all not 'C's.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
They first make arooooo
"N"othin"G"
nothing
