Mustard Gas Puns

A list of puns related to "Mustard Gas"

Did you hear about the soldier who was attacked with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He was a seasoned veteran!

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👤︎ u/clkish1988
📅︎ Mar 31 2021
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My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...

... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.

Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/dg_zano
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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I'm lucky to have survived Mustard gas and pepper spay when I was in the Army.

I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...

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👤︎ u/crypto-anarchist86
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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Soldier survives mustard gas at war, only to be pepper sprayed and assalted by police back home.

He is now a properly seasoned veteran.

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👤︎ u/cuban_sailor
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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Did you hear about the soldier who got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He's a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?

He’s now a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/CuteBearLegs
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/liverpool135
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 26 2020
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a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas

he was a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/Galeelo
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.

Now he's a seasoned veteran.

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👤︎ u/stevehrowe2
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....

Is now a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/androidlowbattery
📅︎ Oct 10 2018
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My grandad was assaulted in the war with pepper spray and mustard gas.

He's a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/ABOYCALLEDBRYAN
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I saw a soldier who survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray

I guess you could say he's now a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/vibronicpoppy82
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.

He's now a seasoned veteran.

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👤︎ u/ntuso
📅︎ Jan 14 2019
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The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays

Are seasoned veterans.

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👤︎ u/ViperVein
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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The military man survived mustard gas and pepper spray

He was a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/UchihaDivergent
📅︎ Jun 29 2017
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A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Aug 22 2017
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What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/SBDD
📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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