Mustached Puns

It’s my secret ‘stache.

When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.

But it has grown on me.

but I'll shave it for later

But it's been growing on me.

“You finally found it, my secret stache”

My mom: I didn’t like the idea of the mustache but I have to say it’s grown on me

Me: No mom, it’s actually grown on me

But then the idea started to grow on me.

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I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

Then you could milk mustaches.

But it’s growing on me.

But I’ll admit it’s really growing on me

But it’s growing on me

Someone drew a mustache on the wall behind the wall paper.

Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.

it's growing on me.

It's my secret 'stache.

But it's growing on me.

Dad shaved his beard off and left a handlebar mustache behind. And after a couple days:

Wife: At first I didn't like it at all, but it's growing on me.

Dad: No silly, it's growing on me.

A pistachio!

But then it grew on me

Where does the barber stash his money?

in his muSTACHE

Had to change some plans with my dad while I'm in town. So I told him we had to move the day to Thursday.

He said "don't worry I'm flexible"

to which I replied "I'd say that's a bit of a stretch."

He didn't seem to know what I meant so I had to explain I was joking.

"Ahhh I may be flexible but I'm not so bright."

"Don't worry dad, at least the son is."

I have officially become more dad than my own dad.

Attire.

I said yeah I wasn't crazy about it at first either, but it grew on me.

But I'll shave it for later!

It's growing on me.

But now it's growing on me

Who's There?

Mustache

Mustache who?

I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later...