Itβs my secret βstache.
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
But it has grown on me.
but I'll shave it for later
But it's been growing on me.
βYou finally found it, my secret stacheβ
Jew Man Chu
So some coworkers were recently discussing what a fu manchu was and it was pointed out that the space under the nose is typically shaved, basically making it an inverted hitler stache
My mom: I didnβt like the idea of the mustache but I have to say itβs grown on me
Me: No mom, itβs actually grown on me
But then the idea started to grow on me.
https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg
I canβt imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.
An inspiration to us all.
Then you could milk mustaches.
But itβs growing on me.
But Iβll admit itβs really growing on me
But itβs growing on me
Someone drew a mustache on the wall behind the wall paper.
Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.
it's growing on me.
It's my secret 'stache.
But it's growing on me.
Dad shaved his beard off and left a handlebar mustache behind. And after a couple days:
Wife: At first I didn't like it at all, but it's growing on me.
Dad: No silly, it's growing on me.
A pistachio!
But then it grew on me
Where does the barber stash his money?
in his muSTACHE
Had to change some plans with my dad while I'm in town. So I told him we had to move the day to Thursday.
He said "don't worry I'm flexible"
to which I replied "I'd say that's a bit of a stretch."
He didn't seem to know what I meant so I had to explain I was joking.
"Ahhh I may be flexible but I'm not so bright."
"Don't worry dad, at least the son is."
I have officially become more dad than my own dad.
Attire.
I said yeah I wasn't crazy about it at first either, but it grew on me.
https://i.imgur.com/i7TApSv.png
But I'll shave it for later!
It's growing on me.
But now it's growing on me
Who's There?
Mustache
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question but I'll shave it for later...
