A boatee. ^its ^like ^goatee ^but ^boat. ^^yay ^^nautical ^^humour
My wife insisted I grow a goatee to which I reluctantly agreed. She asked me how I felt about it today
Her: So you getting used to your new look yet?
Me: Well it's obviously grown on me
Boss takes a couple week vacation, comes back the following Monday with a full-on goatee.
"Welcome back Mark, Oh! nice goatee. Keeping it?"
"Yeah, it's growing on me."
We're eating breakfast at a restaurant and I ordered a crepe with a chocolate sauce. As I'm eating, some sauce drops just below lower lip. My dad points this out and asks what it would be called, because if I had it on my upper lip it would becalled a chocolate mustache. We both agreed it wasn't really a chocolate goatee and eventually switched topics. When I finish my food, I wipe my face and ask if it's good. He immediately replies with "ya, now it's a real goatee"
