When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
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What do you call a drunken Muslim?
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
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Thought I heard someone say βHelloβ in Arabic
But it was a false Salaam.
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How does a Muslim close the door?
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
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How do most Muslims like their eggs?
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Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
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Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
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What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?
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People say that muslims are very angry
Because of their short fuse.
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What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
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Where do midget Mexican muslims go to pray?
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Snow isnβt a problem in Muslim countries...
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What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
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My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.
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Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?
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To all the Muslims out there
Let the hunger games begin
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Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
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Where do you put a Muslim with Coronavirus?
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?
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I heard some Muslims in Ecuador got malaria
They were bitten by mosque-Quitos
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︎ Jan 09 2020
My Muslim friend's opticians closed down recently as it wasn't doing well
It was silly of him to call it Asif Eyecare
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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Where do Muslim llamas come from?
Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
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I know Muslims donβt eat pork.
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3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks
One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.
A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:
"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"
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A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...
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Dad is an older muslim gentleman, I remember this from when he was in the hospital a few years ago.
Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."
looks at dad
"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"
Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"
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Why did the Muslim get a speeding ticket during Ramadan?
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Whenever my Muslim roommate goes for prayer, I sit down next to him with some apple pie and ice cream.
So that both of us are in A la mode.
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Where do most muslimes live? In Allahbama.
I am just joking guys. They all live in Guantallahmo.
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85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
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How does a Muslim close a door?
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How does a muslim close a door?
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