Muslimism Puns

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

But it was a false Salaam.

Islams it

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

Sunni side up.

Lunch is on me.

#Allah-Who-Akbar

A Qur'anteen

MOSQUITO

... but ISIS

They stay in Quran-tine

Now he is just Mu.

Cause they're in sects.

Let the hunger games begin

I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"

In Qur'antine!

quran quran

They were bitten by mosque-Quitos

It was silly of him to call it Asif Eyecare

"Well prayed"

Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.

Halalapenos

But Islam ok though?

One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.

A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:

"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"

"That's Haram, bae."

Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."

looks at dad

"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"

Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"

He was going to fast

So that both of us are in A la mode.

Islams it

Islams it