Why can't moms make dad jokes?

Because otherwise, the jokes would be mummified.

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👤︎ u/348569591
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Did you hear that Egyptian cotton is now mostly fair trade?

Apparently they're planting it in fair rows.

Edit: Several thousand tons of mummified animals have been used as fertiliser.

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Dad dropped this one on us after supper

We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said

"When I die I want to be DADified"

Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-

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👤︎ u/Darkspade1
📅︎ May 05 2014
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6 weeks 'til baby's here and hubby's already practicing

We've been sleeping with a humidifier because, between the winter and the pregnancy, my skin feels incredibly dry. This morning, I told hubby I didn't think the humidifier was working well because I still felt mummified.

Hubby: You are. pokes me in the belly You're "mommy-fied."

He then walked away chortling.

God help this child...and me. :)

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