Muenster Cheese Puns

A list of puns related to "Muenster Cheese"

My girlfriend was eating some cheese and salami on crackers. She accidentally cut off a very large piece of the Salami. I told her it was a muenster. She just stared at me flatly so I apologized.

I told her I was sorry for such a cheesy joke.

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👤︎ u/Tyranous13
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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Wrote and sent this to a girl on OkCupid who said she liked cheesy puns. No response.

So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.

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👤︎ u/malagrond
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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