My girlfriend was eating some cheese and salami on crackers. She accidentally cut off a very large piece of the Salami. I told her it was a muenster. She just stared at me flatly so I apologized.

I told her I was sorry for such a cheesy joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyranous13
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What is Medusa's favorite cheese?

Gorgonzola

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooohdalollie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Why did the cheese go to jail?

He was exhibiting bad brie-havior

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witch-bitch-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:

But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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It’s my right to cheese

Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I blew up some cheese earlier.

Da brie went everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aceofdarts68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that burned down?

All that's left is de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farbegn
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese

And make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedro_CB
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?

Muenster

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What type of cheese does Frankenstein eat?

Muenster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Dr. Frankenstein is experimenting with a new monster made with a cheese body.

It's Frankenstein's Muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavioTheRabbitGuy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Cheesy jokes are

Grate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smockman36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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What did the dairy cow do for Halloween?

The Muenster mash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HTreecko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What is the loneliest type of cheese?

Provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robyrob78
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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What keeps Gouda up at night?

The Muenster under the bed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Wrote and sent this to a girl on OkCupid who said she liked cheesy puns. No response.

So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malagrond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Did you guys hear about the cheese thief?

They say he’s a real muenster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjaboy42099
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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My dad said I should be a wheel of cheese for Halloween

and tell everyone I'm a 'muenster'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuzimbatman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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What did the piece of cheese say to the other after he murdered his friend?

You muenster!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSilent006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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Why does the cheese stand alone?

Because he was a scary Muenster!

(My daughter is young, we sing "The Farmer in the Dell", and it's almost Halloween)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myqual
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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My dad's response to the story about the guy who got arrested for using cheese to sexually proposition women.

What a muenster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreborMAI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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