Do mummies enjoy going to the movies?
I can't stop thinking about Bruce willis movies. I guess old habits
What type of primates love to watch slasher movies?
Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.
She is a Rebel without a Claus.
My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
Why does The Tick hate the Matrix movies?
I like to hold hands at the movies.
Which always seems to startle strangers.
My collection of irreplaceable French movies was stolen.
These could be the titles of two horror movies
Did you know that archeologists discovered ancient Egyptians watched monster movies?
Moth-Ra was their favorite.
Why did the guy with erectile dysfunction always cry in the movies
Rick Astley doesn't mind giving away his Disney movies collection...
But he's still never gonna give you Up. Especially remastered in 4k.
Jim Carrey is combining the movies where he plays God and a pet detective
Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend
Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
My wife and I watched 3 movies back to back last night.
Luckily I was the one facing the screen.
My Honda Civic was banned from the drive-in movies
They say it contains a huge spoiler.
I made that up on the spot and told it to my kid. He told me it's not funny and it's a horrible joke. 😟
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
I tried to build a shelf to hold all my favorite Brie Larson movies
Where do shortened versions of movies go to play with each other?
Russia have just launched a new website that tracks down and deletes pirated movies
What did the redditor say when he started detonating Disney movies?
What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?
I found out that my salary from starring in porn movies was going to David Hasselhoff...
All my hard work was going to pay Hoff.
I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.
"Hey, Ronald McDonald - been watching any good clown movies?"
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
What movies are rated 3.1416 stars?
Remember the hidden entrances behind bookcases in movies?
It's still the oldest trick in the book!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Horror movies keep ghosts...
...on the edge of their sheet.
I got my wife a copy of the Pixar movie Up when it came out a long time ago, but she dropped it while opening it. She dropped it so many times over the years that the box is very damaged and the disc is no longer playable. Her other movies are perfectly fine, but not this one.
She did not hold Up well.
These movies are so derivative.
In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.
In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.
Today I watched all the Thor movies
On Saturday, my son confronted me about why I spend time with him on only 1 day of the week, but I spend time with his sister every other day. I told him that I would take him to the movies tomorrow, and he asked if it was 'just because he asked'.
I told him, 'no, because it's Son Day'.
What did the parents do before watching pirate movies with their kids?
They checked if it was rated... ARRRRRR
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
What are you most likely to die of while watching all the Shrek movies?
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Last night me and my wife watched three movies back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
My friend and I watched 2 movies back to back
Luckily I was the one facing the TV
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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