How does Mose make his coffee
What did the Jews say when Moses went to get the Ten Commandments?
What did moses' followers say when they tried his beer?
What the hell did Hebrew?
It is believed that throughout their 40-year wandering in the desert Moses and his followers felt thirsty not even once. Must've been because of all the 'Juice' they had with them!
How does moses make his tea?
Remember, no one is perfect, not even Moses.
Why didn’t pharaoh let the Israelites go when Moses turned the river into blood?
Why did Moses avoid speaking to former president George W Bush as he walk passed?
The last time Moses spoke to a bush, he wandered the desert for 40 years..
What language does a male barista speak?
How does Moses get his coffee in the morning?
How does Moses comb his hair?
He parts it down the middle.
And god said to Moses"come fourth and receive eternal life"
But he came fifth and got a toaster
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it. I'm serious. That Israeli how he does it!
40 years with Moses in a desert may sound boring…
40 years with Moses in a desert may sound boring…
>!but it was in tents!!<
The greatest Dad joke ever told: so Moses goes to the top of the mountain and God presents himself and his glory to Moses via the burning bush. Moses is confused though and says to the heavenly father "I'm bewildered, I don't know what to call you?"
So God says to him "Hi Bewildered, I AM".
I’ve always wondered what Moses’s parents did for a living.
Whatever it was, they made a prophet.
Why did Moses split the Red Sea?
To get to the other side. Duh :P
My friend said this joke : How does Moses make his coffee
What was Moses' favorite drink?
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
Why didn't the coffee that Moses made for the Israelites wake them up?
Because he only believed in decalf.
What did Moses say after running out of unleavened bread to eat?
Moses owns a cafe in Heaven.
It’s called Holy Grounds.
Where was Moses when the lights went out?
In the dark.
My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.
God said to Moses come forth my son
But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth
My grandad asked me how to print on his computer.
I said ctrl-p.
He said he hasn't been able to do that for years!
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