A list of puns related to "Monologues"
An i-opener.
She prints-a-speech.
Today I was dad-joked by my 2 year old daughter. In our usual half conversation /half Monologue I said 'I'm freezing' and she replied 'hi freezing'. I'm raising such a dry witted little butt bag.
Boy, that Maid Marian sure is a FOXY lady!
My professor was talking about how people need to practice their monologues around others not just themselves.
Professor: You need to practice these everywhere. Recite it to your family, your friends, your dog, even your refrigerator!
Me: I don't know about that one, my fridge can be pretty cold at times.
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