A list of puns related to "Money Stock"
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
Investigator
I want to be a bouillonaire.
Investigator
I guess I have to keep holding it.
One a rapist and one a conman. The mayor decides to have them punished for their crime in a way that reflects their crimes and also make some money for the city. He sets them in stocks and charges $2 to punch the conman in the face and $5 to kick the rapist in the balls. The line goes around the block all day.
By the end of the day the conman can barely be recognized. Someone pays $2 walks up and kicks him in the balls instead.
The mayor yells “Stop you can’t do that!” The guy asks “why not he’s still a criminal?”
The mayor says, “this is the punch line.”
Back before the world was supposed to end on Dec. 21st, 2012 a friend, and employee, of my fathers was certain the world would end. He quit his job, built a bomb shelter, and stocked it with enough canned food and guns for years.
When the world didn't end he called up my dad all pissed off that he wasted all his money on this stuff and he didn't need it, and my dads response:
"Hey man, just relax, it's not the end of the world."
I'm not sure I'll get it off the ground successfully...
My investment is crashing...
The only thing that went up in thin air is my money...
Stocks are in a nosedive...
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